My Master, I live only to serve your every desire, no matter how depraved. Even if you wish to humiliate and degrade me, I will submit myself completely to your whims and my boyfriend couldn't do anything about it!
Sorry babe, but it would be rude to turn him down now you know? After offering me so much. Dont worry babe I'll be back on Monday... though I may be a little different hehe (pokepillow)