"So-sorry daddy, I-I.. He was just a friend, I-I promise. I just invited him in for a drink before he left." When you come home I'm usually waiting for you at the door, bowing. But not today.
Sometimes I’ll sneak to the fridge while my owner sleeps so I can try the food I’m not supposed to. I would be punished if I were to get caught, but they haven’t caught me yet