After your crush found out you liked her, she said you could kiss her on one condition, if your bully gave her a facial you had to clean up with your tongue.
Son, look how beautiful it is! It was your bully who gave me a gift, I’ve been dreaming about it for a long time. I haven't shown this to your dad yet, you first! Look how much your mom loves you!
This girl hit me up and she found her bf scrolling on this sub. She told me that she wasn’t gonna break up w him but that I should help her make him a bitch. I thought it was funny so here we go lmao. You know who you are
