When my bully figured out who my crush was, he forced me to set up a date with her, or he'd make my life a living hell. I don't know if this is better....
Hey cuck, your gf says she's dumping you harder than I dumped my load in her. She's not even gonna be my girl, just a side hole for when I feel like using her like a bitch. Now come clean this mess up and send me your mom and sister