After a long and arduous journey, I've been secretly smuggled into Riverbed. The Queen took great delight in letting out her stresses on me, but found I was making too much noise. Even gagged with her dirty sock, I couldn't keep myself quiet.
Since I don't feel like I was properly thanked and honored for my help crushing the L.O.S.E.R.S, I went ahead and picked up that Porsche I deserve. It's even yellow, like sunshine! 🌞
By Order of Generalissima Alex, the civilian government of the Matriarchy is dissolved and the entire Matriarchy is now under martial law. The Queen shall be arrested.
Email from Cadet Lieutenant to Queen Alex - Dear Queen: We have set up the Overgal decoy sissy pig on the whipping post to hopefully lure Lockcock. We will report back if and when we recapture him.
