I'm putting together the finishing touches on my costume for this year's Second Annual Goddess Sunshine's Spooktacular Celebration And Recreational Event (S.C.A.R.E.) Party!
The pig chefs are hard at work, making sure that Queen Alex's State Dinner will be absolutely perfect! It will be once I offer up a few suggestions to the recipes.
Reward offered for Information that leads to the arrest of the fugitive panty thief. Any pig who turns in the fugitive pig will get one of my dirty socks.
As per the request from our Head of State, the pig responsible for preventing the Queen's parade has been publicly crucified by the Cadets. He will be fed only 150 calories a day in kale and then sent to the mines once the parade is over. For the time b
