Our Queen is doing amazing work overseas to increase our pig supply. As Head of State, I am calling for a thorough safety inspection of the Hera Slave Markets to be sure that we can handle the influx of new slaves.
Hey Lockcock. I’m sorry I lost my temper earlier. You’re right, it’s not your fault that this apartment is a mess. I’ve been doing some talking with a couple of friends of mine. You remember Goddess Cranwell and Goddess Nikki, right? I think we s
An attack against the Head of the State is an attack against me! I have signed an emergency ordering banning free men from buying eggs and prohibiting them from entering a supermarket without Goddess supervision.