My best feature, a little locked up nub, keeping me horny and craving Wifey's best feature, a beautiful round and teasing butt, and a key that makes sure I'm only allowed dreaming of what it would feel like entering her devine place of pleasure.
Now do you understand why you deserve to wear the flat cage? You don't even fill a 3 inch cage. Besides, if your dick fits in a flat cage it deserves to be there.