To quell a peasant insurrection, the foolish Emperor ordered his wife and daughters to their annual Breeder’s Derby as a peace offering. He saved his crown, but doomed the Nova Dynasty! They returned to the capital, branded with a horseshoe and swollen
After tasting horse cock for the first time, she didn't want to have sex with her boyfriend anymore. So her boyfriend learned how to become a druid, and how to transform himself into a horse. They lived happily ever after! (Art: "Steed Milker" by Luci