Men are a rarity on this island, and you look like a prime specimen. We'll have to keep you locked up so we can keep you safe from the others... and so we can use you as we please (sleepygimp)
The whole swim team is here, and you're so slutty, giving yourself away like a toy, they want to warm up after swimming so much, we're going to give you a task, you have to guess who's using a condom and who's not, good luck.