I was a hero, one of the strongest warriors in the world. All ot took was one slip up, one cut from a poisoned blade to render me helpless, nothing but a sack of meat to be used and thrown away by the goblin horde... (loopbell)
Oh thank you master Ganondorf! Thank you for beating up this stupid sissy who was trying to drag me back to the palace! My place is here by your side, and now, you've got a new toy to play with! (Liuskin)