Since your family told you they’d be too busy to visit during Homecoming weekend at college, you went to the campus gym to workout. When finished, you were confused to see that they did arrive.. via a picture that two frats you know sent you, your mom
You were excited to have a three-day weekend with your family, but your wife said she picked up some extra work cleaning my house. Don't worry. If she's not home by Sunday, I'll make sure she learns the meaning of worship service.