*Press Release* The Crowntown Games pay per view event will be streaming live in 4K all weekend long at Lockcock's place in Freya. There will be a keg, jello shots, and non-vegan snacks like nachos. Everyone is welcome to hang out, eat, drink, smoke, an
After a long and arduous journey, I've been secretly smuggled into Riverbed. The Queen took great delight in letting out her stresses on me, but found I was making too much noise. Even gagged with her dirty sock, I couldn't keep myself quiet.
Due to some unfortunate incidents with the pig shoe cleaners on the Palace staff doing a subpar job, I am personally overseeing remedial training so that they are up to snuff for the State Dinner
