My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
Woke up to a note where the key usually is saying my GF took the key with her to work, this comes right after my first night wearing it all night…love her ❤️😂😫