Sometimes when reaching post-nut clarity I don't want to wear my cage anymore. In these situations I get reminded that I wouldn't need a cage if it didn't fit me so well. 🤏
My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
