Why does this keep happening to me? Every day on the way home... I have tried different trains, the bus, even walking, but always, I get pinned down, filled and left for a crowd to find me. Tell me what I did to deserve this! (Artist unkown)
Whats wrong puppy? Embarrassed? Tough, this is my town, and you are my pet. When we get to the center of town, I'm going to breed you in front of everyone, and you are going to love it.... right? (Blacktan)