What this thing? I dunno, I found it sneaking around my home. It begged me not to kill it, and it looked so helpless I took mercy on it. Luckily, its tight and self lubricating, I think I'll keep this fleshlight a while (beeeeen)
Hey brainiac thanks for letting me copy your hw. I woulda failed without your help. And to show u my thanks I have a little present for you. Meet me behind the bleachers afterschool, I promise it’ll be worth it