To quell a peasant insurrection, the foolish Emperor ordered his wife and daughters to their annual Breeder’s Derby as a peace offering. He saved his crown, but doomed the Nova Dynasty! They returned to the capital, branded with a horseshoe and swollen
It may not be the most glamorous, but mating with borses gives a STABLE income. Hah, get it? Cuz like... Horses live in stables? Okay I'll shut up (Ruru-Raida)