[Mashiro Shirako] I Quit Drama About Halfway Through Secondary Because Everyone In It Was Off Their Fucking Rocker, Teachers Included, And I Can Tell You Their Is A Non-Zero Chance This Is Based On A True Story.
[Miitoban] Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Eastfort, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.