My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
Today is Monday back to the office. You have begged me to go without a miniskirt. I allow you to go without it but you will have to wear the pink thong all week! You will also clean the house every day for going without a miniskirt