Oh my darling, this cheap hotel room is about to become the stage for my shameful deeds. I'm going to cuckold you with so many filthy old men, you won't know what hit you
Why does this keep happening to me? Every day on the way home... I have tried different trains, the bus, even walking, but always, I get pinned down, filled and left for a crowd to find me. Tell me what I did to deserve this! (Artist unkown)