My Master, I live only to serve your every desire, no matter how depraved. Even if you wish to humiliate and degrade me, I will submit myself completely to your whims.
Why does this keep happening to me? Every day on the way home... I have tried different trains, the bus, even walking, but always, I get pinned down, filled and left for a crowd to find me. Tell me what I did to deserve this! (Artist unkown)