The early bird may get the worm, but the early hiker catches the naked, belted slave girl waiting for the sunrise at the Grand Canyon (Dee Luvbight, 2006)
If I knew how to post a vid here, I would show you how I spended more than 6h dancing reggaeton locked with my chastity belt and without the keys because my friends (@anaisandnatalia) got them all night. They didn't give me the keys back until I finishe