Why does this keep happening to me? Every day on the way home... I have tried different trains, the bus, even walking, but always, I get pinned down, filled and left for a crowd to find me. Tell me what I did to deserve this! (Artist unkown)
I had too much wine and stupidly agreed to a game of strip billiards. I was sure to win and by that expose you in front of your friends. Now I don’t have much left to take off while you’re still fully clothed. So I agreed to extend the game to me bei
