What this thing? I dunno, I found it sneaking around my home. It begged me not to kill it, and it looked so helpless I took mercy on it. Luckily, its tight and self lubricating, I think I'll keep this fleshlight a while (beeeeen)
U wake up from a pounding headache and strange sensation in your mouth. U hear “Good morning sunshine how’s that head of urs”. u ask where u are and who the strange lady is. Giggling she tells u she knocked u out and is keeping u hostage but as far