Sir told me that my body was like a work of art... so he tied me up like this and now im here... The musuem opens again in a few hours. God I hope hes back before then! (Dankestofdans)
I should have known better than to trust an Elf to submit that report by the deadline. You immortal types have no grasp of time whatsoever, so i'm sure you won't mind if I leave you like this for a while