My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...
I’ll Never Look In Your Direction. You’ll Always Be Craving My Attention But You’ll Never Receive It. My Back Will Always Be Turned Away From You Whilst You Desperately Await My Gaze. You’ll Be Waiting A While. What Will You Try Next?