H-hey there bestie! What, you asking what I was doing with my horse? N-nothing! J-just don't look at his gigantic, throbbing cock, I-I don't know why it's covered in cum! (gixar)
Monster Slaying 101: Wooden stakes for vampires and silver for werewolves… And big fat knots for adventurers who can’t remember the difference. [D-Rex]