When your girlfriend heard you wanted to break up with her...she decided to make your chastity permanent! It's been a year already though and after just ruining your latest relationship she "suggests" you meet back up to go on a date like old times~
She doesn't want to see you tugging on your dicklet. If you don't finish in 60 seconds your next lock up is 90 days for 30 seconds just because she says so.