When your girlfriend heard you wanted to break up with her...she decided to make your chastity permanent! It's been a year already though and after just ruining your latest relationship she "suggests" you meet back up to go on a date like old times~
I really hope some keyholder sees this and does some version of this next year. Number of eggs, break down of time to add up (hrs, half days, weeks), search radius, all can all be adjusted to fit the keyholders cruelty or mercy level.
