Unlike the other elves in my village, I'm an elf girl you can interact with. And as you can see, I am sexually inclined. So what will you do, my traveller?
I am an elven cleric and I rolled a 1 for Stealth. Now I've been stripped to my lingerie, bound and gagged, held captive in the raiders' camp: Will the rest of my party find me? Whatever is going to happen to me?
