My wife/goddess often uses a ruler to show me why she calls my tiny penis a clit - then uses it to spank my clit head to express her dissatisfaction. Now she's added her ex-boyfriends measurements to it to drive the point home even more!
OMG! It keeps shrinking! Can you believe my beta hubby is 6'7" tall and this is what he has between his legs?! I call it a clit to tease him - but now its truly the size of a clit!!!