Thank you so much for buying thos useless breeding sow masters! I promise to pump out the strongest offspring, just please dont dispose of me! (Bobtheneet)
The Orcs knew winning a war involved two parts: breaking their army in battle with superior might, and breaking in their greatest heroes with their superior cocks. (D-Rex)
Wait wait please! Im not a fleshlight, I'm just trapped here! Please just let me out, if you break the seal I'll do anything!! Plea...AHHHHH!!! (Mrpenning)