Our company declared that all underperforming employees will be used as stress relief toys to be played with by the rest of the office... I thought they were joking but now here I am, I still have 7 hours to go and I don't know if I can take it!
I kind of want to get a chastity belt. I had one before but it was cheap and broke. It was a little dull without a master. I still get wet thinking about it though.
