A year ago my wife of 10 years said the words “we need to chat about your small dick”. I’m now caged, and she exclusively fucks and gapes for much larger toys. Last night she said “it used to feel like I was fucking a finger with you” 😍😆
My girlfriend said I'm pathetic for not even filling out my 4.25 inch cage... So she got me this new 3 inch one for my 'micro penis'. After asking her why she called my dick a micro penis, she showed me this chart...