The only thing worse than finding out my bank account was wiped clean is that my credit cards got maxed out buying.. shovels?? This is going to take weeks to get straightened out.
In order to keep our pigs happy and healthy during the Queen's absence, The Matriarchy will once again be adopting the "Sunshine Standard" 800 calorie per day kale only diet. You're welcome! 🌈🌞
