What this thing? I dunno, I found it sneaking around my home. It begged me not to kill it, and it looked so helpless I took mercy on it. Luckily, its tight and self lubricating, I think I'll keep this fleshlight a while (beeeeen)
Hey asshole I heard you inside asking for a table outside because my smell inside was too strong. You know you made me look like a big shit so now that I've cum on your food I'm going to sit next to you and watch you eat every single bite and then I'm