Fantasy #217: I would love a machine or some other way of self mummification and then hide my hotel room key and send out a message that their package is ready for pick up. Waiting patiently to see who comes.
I could only watch as all my things of value were stolen. Whining as I struggle fruitlessly the men just keep on robbing me before they look back at me smiling as they pull another piece of tape over my eyes and pick me up
