After tasting horse cock for the first time, she didn't want to have sex with her boyfriend anymore. So her boyfriend learned how to become a druid, and how to transform himself into a horse. They lived happily ever after! (Art: "Steed Milker" by Luci
Monster Slaying 101: Wooden stakes for vampires and silver for werewolves… And big fat knots for adventurers who can’t remember the difference. [D-Rex]