When my bully figured out who my crush was, he forced me to set up a date with her, or he'd make my life a living hell. I don't know if this is better....
You were excited to have a three-day weekend with your family, but your wife said she picked up some extra work cleaning my house. Don't worry. If she's not home by Sunday, I'll make sure she learns the meaning of worship service.
After getting off work a bit earlier than expected you wanted to surprise your wife but instead you find her like this being pounded and filled by your bully