It's truly despicable that someone would steal Queen Alex's underwear. I'm willing to buy them from the thief in order to return them to her, no questions asked.
After a long and arduous journey, I've been secretly smuggled into Riverbed. The Queen took great delight in letting out her stresses on me, but found I was making too much noise. Even gagged with her dirty sock, I couldn't keep myself quiet.
The M.A.L.E.S. come together, to talk of rebellion and freedom - But Queen Alex's threats of permanent chastity (and worse) seem to have thwarted their plans...
