One week ago, a very silly and inferior man made the mistake of challenging me to a chess game, and found himself in chastity for seven days. Tonight, he has the most humiliating orgasm of his life. Care to join me?
Our Queen is doing amazing work overseas to increase our pig supply. As Head of State, I am calling for a thorough safety inspection of the Hera Slave Markets to be sure that we can handle the influx of new slaves.
*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
