Having enjoyed the privilege of begging for scraps at the table throughout Being Kind To Pigs Month, as of today I'm back to the indignity of the usual way of doing things.
I thought I could beat a woman at chess, but she put me in my place and reduced me to tears. This is my public apology, and my recognition of my own inferiority. Thank you for making me your chess bitch.
Royal Decree from the Queen: Effective Immediately. Pigs Diets Are Upgraded from Kale to Green Beans. Keep Your Pigs Lean, Clean and on Their Routines with Green Beans!
After much searching I have found the lock picking outlaw. I was able to convince him to accompany me to Goddess Alex by guaranteeing his safety and informing him of the job Goddess Alex has for him.
I heard a rumor that Queen Alex was feeling a little sad for some reason. I hope that making fun of this pig tonight before Thursday Night Smother Sesh cheers her up!
