Hearing screams, thunder and an alarm, I moved away from the tied up captain of the escort ship, in whose cabin I decided to spend the last night before arriving in Venus, and went to the deck, dressing as I went.
Come and find me sitting in my favourite cafe, patiently and quietly with my chess set, waiting for any inferior pigs who want to test themselves and risk the utter delight of being publicly humiliated by a woman. Full details in comments.