Whoever had the audacity to vandalize this brand new expensive sports car, know that my Cadets and I will stop at nothing to find you and bring you to justice for your crime 😏
I heard through the grapevine that the Press Secretary finished his first day of flying lessons at Camp Voliya. Every day of his lessons is a day less of him serving me. I decided to send him a text summoning him to my farmstead
I'm not happy about having to cancel my romantic date tonight with the waitress. The royal shoecleaner escaped and I can't be seen in public with dirty shoes
