The pig chefs are hard at work, making sure that Queen Alex's State Dinner will be absolutely perfect! It will be once I offer up a few suggestions to the recipes.
All the whining about the dangers of hunting wild pigs was completely overblown. It turns out they are as weak as any pig and squeal just as loud when you break them!
Runaway pigs will be sentenced to the stockades, where they will be tormented by the succubus without mercy. Then at dawn they will be bashed with rotten vegetables & fruits by all who pass by to witness their shame, until they accept that women have
