Mistress Shar, I am sorry to have ever doubted your power. You have my eternal gratitude for returning me to the proper path... the one that led directly to my place as your personal pleasure slave (cherry-gig)
What this thing? I dunno, I found it sneaking around my home. It begged me not to kill it, and it looked so helpless I took mercy on it. Luckily, its tight and self lubricating, I think I'll keep this fleshlight a while (beeeeen)