Effective immediately, no free males will be permitted to own or work in high up positions in companies in the science and technology sectors. But males can still have fulfilling careers serving Goddesses in those sectors.
Since I don't feel like I was properly thanked and honored for my help crushing the L.O.S.E.R.S, I went ahead and picked up that Porsche I deserve. It's even yellow, like sunshine! 🌞
Seeing so many beautiful blonde women has only made me miss Alex even more. To avoid triggering my anxiety, all Goddess minors must dye their hair pink, or wear a wig until the Queen returns.
In a rare miscalculation, the Cadets accidentally took the Venus Deli instead of Venus Dolls. I'm sorry for the mistake Queen Alex, but at least you will have a sandwich named after you!