H-hey there bestie! What, you asking what I was doing with my horse? N-nothing! J-just don't look at his gigantic, throbbing cock, I-I don't know why it's covered in cum! (gixar)
To quell a peasant insurrection, the foolish Emperor ordered his wife and daughters to their annual Breeder’s Derby as a peace offering. He saved his crown, but doomed the Nova Dynasty! They returned to the capital, branded with a horseshoe and swollen