Its not that you hated your BFF or wanted them to suffer - but your best friend's sister was so cute and well so was his GF - could you really pass up the chance with both of them? Maybe your best friend will never even know you used their sister and GF
You were excited to have a three-day weekend with your family, but your wife said she picked up some extra work cleaning my house. Don't worry. If she's not home by Sunday, I'll make sure she learns the meaning of worship service.
