When the other girls found out I was a lesbian, they called me a disgusting pervert. They forced me to grind on one of their desks, and when I was doing it they tied me up, and left me to be found... I've never been wetter (murakami suigun)
Yes, it had been a long party night. Yes, I was inattentive. Yes, I should have put some clothes on. And, yes! I made an impression on my dad's stamp-collecting friends at their weekly meeting in our living room!