Our Queen is doing amazing work overseas to increase our pig supply. As Head of State, I am calling for a thorough safety inspection of the Hera Slave Markets to be sure that we can handle the influx of new slaves.
I am such a generous Queen! At the Halloween party, one lucky pig will be permitted an orgasm to end Locktober. I just hope the pig gets off on humping a jack-o’-lantern while we mock him and laugh at him!
All the whining about the dangers of hunting wild pigs was completely overblown. It turns out they are as weak as any pig and squeal just as loud when you break them!
